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Joan Rivers Best Quotes

Joan Rivers Best Quotes

The sad news of Joan Rivers death is everywhere right about now, and we’re mourning the loss of one of our favorite co-conspirators for recapping red carpet fashion and jewelry. No one did it like Joan – she pretty much invented red carpet coverage, and with it, E! We will forever miss poring over the red carpet looks of every major awards show with Joan’s sharp commentary. Always funny, always on point, and never withholding, Joan had our back so often with our desire for the stars to think outside of the box – but still look fashionable. The Grande Dame of fashion comedy left her mark on Hollywood and the world, always with her sharp tongue. Here are some of Joan’s Best quotes, and some of our favorite jewelry looks for her, to commemorate the comedy legend.

 “Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.” — Joan Rivers

“I was born in 1962… and the room next to me was 1963.” — Joan Rivers

“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” — Joan Rivers

“My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” — Joan Rivers

“I can confirm Russell Crowe does not wear deodorant. In Australia I believe that they call that animal magnetism.” — Joan Rivers

“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.” — Joan Rivers

“If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.” — Joan Rivers

“How could Princess Di not be happy? She was tall, thin, gorgeous and rich with a husband who didn’t want to sleep with her. And she had a crown!” — Joan Rivers

“At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.” — Joan Rivers

“Does fashion matter? Always — though not quite as much after death.”– Joan Rivers


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